russian-tupperware:

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

kit-kat-o-graham:

AND THAT’S WHAT BREASTS LOOK LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

someone: I had a dream about you?
me: did i die?
me: did we bang?
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh